Okay, so I don’t know if you were aware, but I’m pretty much open to any requests.
I’m on holiday right now so I left all my brain cells at school so I have a very foggy picture for my upcoming strips.
So please dear followers, spam my ask :)
3.06 Advanced Gay
Jeff: Britta you’re going to make a terrible therapist and if you need anyone to talk to about that, I don’t recommend you.
Britta: Is that how your dad talked to your mom?
Jeff: No that’s how he talked to *your* mom!
Britta: And how does that make you feel?
3.18 Course Listing Unavailable
Britta: Now think about that last puppy in the basket full of puppies. And pretty soon HE’S CATCHING FIRE TOO!
Troy: BRITTA! WHY ARE YOU MAKING US FEEL THESE THINGS?
Britta: We need to bring out emotions to the forefront and explore them.
Annie: But does it always have to be puppies?!
3.12 Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts
Jeff: I looked into my heart and here’s what I got so far: Webster’s Dictionary defines marriage as—
Annie: Webster’s Dictionary defines?!?! That’s the Jim Belushi of speech openings! It accomplishes nothing but everyone keeps using it and no one knows why!
2.03 The Psychology of Letting Go
Britta: I don’t know anything. I need boys. Saving the planet makes my back hurt.
Annie: Oh, I obviously don’t need guys for anything. That’s why I wear stripper boots during the day and eat only celery and mustard for lunch.
Britta: Oh, I never stop smiling!
Annie: I never start to!
Britta: My sweaters keep shrinking!
Annie: I get up an hour early to ever so slightly curl my hair.
Shirley: Yeah, you’re both so different. Skinny bitches.