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2.03 Psychology of Letting GoBritta: It is the single largest disaster in recorded history! It is worse than 50 Exxon Valdez spills!Red-Head Guy: You don’t have to shout. No one is on the other side of the issue!

2.03 Psychology of Letting Go
Britta: It is the single largest disaster in recorded history! It is worse than 50 Exxon Valdez spills!
Red-Head Guy: You don’t have to shout. No one is on the other side of the issue!

Accepting Requests (!)

Okay, so I don’t know if you were aware, but I’m pretty much open to any requests.

I’m on holiday right now so I left all my brain cells at school so I have a very foggy picture for my upcoming strips.

So please dear followers, spam my ask :)

Happy Apocalypse! 

3.06 Advanced GayJeff: Britta you’re going to make a terrible therapist and if you need anyone to talk to about that, I don’t recommend you.Britta: Is that how your dad talked to your mom?Jeff: No that’s how he talked to *your* mom!Britta: And how does that make you feel? 

3.06 Advanced Gay
Jeff:
Britta you’re going to make a terrible therapist and if you need anyone to talk to about that, I don’t recommend you.
Britta:
Is that how your dad talked to your mom?
Jeff:
No that’s how he talked to *your* mom!
Britta:
And how does that make you feel? 

3.18 Course Listing UnavailableBritta: Now think about that last puppy in the basket full of puppies. And pretty soon HE’S CATCHING FIRE TOO!Troy: BRITTA! WHY ARE YOU MAKING US FEEL THESE THINGS?Britta: We need to bring out emotions to the forefront and explore them.Annie: But does it always have to be puppies?! 

3.18 Course Listing Unavailable
Britta:
Now think about that last puppy in the basket full of puppies. And pretty soon HE’S CATCHING FIRE TOO!
Troy:
BRITTA! WHY ARE YOU MAKING US FEEL THESE THINGS?
Britta:
We need to bring out emotions to the forefront and explore them.
Annie:
But does it always have to be puppies?! 

3.12 Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich ArtsJeff: I looked into my heart and here’s what I got so far: Webster’s Dictionary defines marriage as—Annie: Webster’s Dictionary defines?!?! That’s the Jim Belushi of speech openings! It accomplishes nothing but everyone keeps using it and no one knows why! 

3.12 Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts
Jeff: I looked into my heart and here’s what I got so far: Webster’s Dictionary defines marriage as—
Annie: Webster’s Dictionary defines?!?! That’s the Jim Belushi of speech openings! It accomplishes nothing but everyone keeps using it and no one knows why! 

2.03 The Psychology of Letting GoBritta: I don’t know anything. I need boys. Saving the planet makes my back hurt.Annie: Oh, I obviously don’t need guys for anything. That’s why I wear stripper boots during the day and eat only celery and mustard for lunch.Britta: Oh, I never stop smiling!Annie: I never start to!Britta: My sweaters keep shrinking!Annie: I get up an hour early to ever so slightly curl my hair.Shirley: Yeah, you’re both so different. Skinny bitches. 

2.03 The Psychology of Letting Go
Britta: I don’t know anything. I need boys. Saving the planet makes my back hurt.
Annie: Oh, I obviously don’t need guys for anything. That’s why I wear stripper boots during the day and eat only celery and mustard for lunch.
Britta: Oh, I never stop smiling!
Annie: I never start to!
Britta: My sweaters keep shrinking!
Annie: I get up an hour early to ever so slightly curl my hair.
Shirley: Yeah, you’re both so different. Skinny bitches.
 

Not manipped at all, but this (slightly sad) strip of Frieda reminds me of Britta so much!

Not manipped at all, but this (slightly sad) strip of Frieda reminds me of Britta so much!

3.16 Virtual Systems Analysis (click for hi-res, or new tab + zoom)
Annie:
Abed, where are we?
Abed: It’s a locker. It’s where I spent a lot of my time in junior high.
Annie: You think this is where we put you? You know that’s absurd right?
Abed:  It’s a metaphorical locker. It’s where people like me are put when everyone’s finally sick of us.
Annie:  All right, listen. These scenarios you’re running here. They’re like great science fiction. They’re impressive and detailed and insightful. But they’re not accurate for crap! Look at 2001, did we get a space odyssey? No, we got snowboarding in the Olympics and we over-validated Carson Daly.
Abed: Poor guy
Annie: Yeah, cry me a river. Point is, your simulations are nothing more than anxieties. You’re afraid you’ll don’t fit in and you’re afraid you’ll be alone. Great news! You share that with all of us! So you’ll always fit in, and you’ll never be alone.

Based on I Need All the Friends I Can Get

Two-week hiatus begins now. Expect no sporadic updates. Return to schedule on Dec. 14. See you there and stay in touch. I need all the followers I can get!

EDIT: Sorry for the squashed format. If you open the two pics up in a new tab and zoom it should be fine.

1.12 Comparative ReligionJeff: True or falso or none of the above? What does that even mean? 
Perhaps a slightly less sporadic update than I intended? IDK. Hopefully my finals aren’t like this…Exam season starts tomorrow (YAY) for me. For the rest of you stuck in school, good luck on finals!

1.12 Comparative Religion
Jeff:
True or falso or none of the above? What does that even mean? 

Perhaps a slightly less sporadic update than I intended? IDK.
Hopefully my finals aren’t like this…
Exam season starts tomorrow (YAY) for me. For the rest of you stuck in school, good luck on finals!